sapphicnymph:

powerdadofficial:

nicki minaj’ butt is pretty great, but is it greater than the word of The Lord?

idk man ask Drake

Well, there is verifiable data that support the actual existence on Nicki Minaj’s butt, so.

pulpdrinker:

i have never seen something more clearly written by a straight white male

I facepalmed so hard that I literally hurt myself.

pulpdrinker:

i have never seen something more clearly written by a straight white male

I facepalmed so hard that I literally hurt myself.

(via spicy-vagina-tacos)

corporationsarepeople:

pentag0nal:

aka14kgold:

iwriteaboutfeminism:

Some updates on Tuesday afternoon’s shooting of a young black man in North St. Louis by police.

Keep in mind, the knife he was holding was a butter knife, according to eye witnesses. 

EACH officer fired six rounds. 

Also, a knife is lethal at 21 ft. if you’re, like, a professional knife thrower. This is the biggest load of bullshit.

She’s not talking about knives being thrown at you.  She means (but did not convey very well) that a knife-wielding assailant standing 21 feet away can be on you before you can pull out your gun and shoot him.

They were obviously terrified of being buttered to death.

Yeah, I got nothin’.  :/

aka14kgold:

iwriteaboutfeminism:

Some updates on Tuesday afternoon’s shooting of a young black man in North St. Louis by police.

Keep in mind, the knife he was holding was a butter knife, according to eye witnesses. 

EACH officer fired six rounds. 

Also, a knife is lethal at 21 ft. if you’re, like, a professional knife thrower. This is the biggest load of bullshit.

She’s not talking about knives being thrown at you.  She means (but did not convey very well) that a knife-wielding assailant standing 21 feet away can be on you before you can pull out your gun and shoot him.

(via coronercountess)

captainarnerica:

verily-thor:

christineismychapel:

poehlerfey:

YOU SPOIL THOR AND I WILL FIND YOU AND END YOU

Too late. I already bought him a new video game and a pony. His bed time is never.

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omfg

(via geekgirlsmash)

berenzero:

runaon:

a-little-bi-furious:

asherehsa:

samjoonyuh:

Perspective. 

"Looting? I thought these were supposed to be nonviolent protests"

I know it’s incredible! People are literally coming out of the woodwork to comment on this photoset to focus on the looting headline with “well yes it is nice they were helping people hit with the tear gas, but stealing is still wrong uwu” as if they’re back to kindergarten morality.

Like everyone who’s gone to boot camp I’ve been tear gassed. They put about 50+ of you in a gas chamber and toss it in. You have to stay there until your rank is allowed to exit. Before that though, you have to say your name, rank, and social security number. You then exit and file into ranks (again) outside and are not allowed at any point to rinse your face or eyes for the entire day.

That right there? Easily the worst part of boot camp. My eyes were literally swollen shut. I was blinded for a good 30 minutes and my chest hurt for days.

I have zero problem and not and ounce of judgement for people raiding a mcdonalds that can easily afford to repair damage for ANYTHING to help ease the shittiness that is being tear gassed. Esp because every one of us in boot were medically sound to deal with tear gas. Children, asthmatics, people prone to panic and anxiety attacks, the elderly as sooo many more are NOT going to handle tear gas well at ALL.

Or that smoke the police use either.

It’s easy to sit there and judge someone from the safety of your home and say things like “it’s just tear gas” or “it can’t be that bad”.

Fuck you. As someone who HAS been gassed, you need to stfu.

^Yeah. I went through that too. Fuck that ENTIRELY.

Raid McDonalds. Get the shit you need.

(via nudityandnerdery)

lookatthisfuckingoppressor:

"Protests became violent when demonstrators threw a tear gas canister back at the police" will always be one of the clearest example of the fucked up way police violence is naturalized and legitimized.

(via jean-luc-gohard)

tsukishimake1:

my favorite tidbit about rome is that in the mid-1800s one of the popes didnt like the statues in rome having dicks so he ordered them knocked off. fast forward to the last decade or so and art historians in conjunction with the vatican are trying to erm. restore. the statues. but the dicks were just. kept in a box. so art historians are going around rome, with a box of dicks, trying to match them up to their owner.

So someone has been sitting on a box of dicks for like 150 years? 

(via spicy-vagina-tacos)

micdotcom:

Native American rappers are taking over — and they’re making the truest form of hip hop today

In the opening shot of “Warpath,” someone paints a white hand over aboriginal rapper Drezus’s mouth. That’s a symbol for white European oppression — it’s a symbol for why Drezus raps in the first place. He’s not the only one: Drezus is only part of a growing movement of Native American and Native Canadian rappers who are providing voice for one of the most marginalized groups in our society. And in the process, they’re making the truest hip-hop we have.

"We are overlooked," Drezus explains, "Our people are overlooked and we are the people of this land and we’re treated as if we’re nothing … [This song is] kind of like a roll call for Native men of who we are and what our roles are as men. It is to ignite a spirit in all of us."

That language should sound familiar | Follow micdotcom

I’m not sure I’m comfortable with the phrase “most authentic,” but I’m loving the concept of rap being used for its original purpose—a voice for voiceless people—by some of the most culturally erased people in America.

(via nudityandnerdery)

jean-luc-gohard:

#imsayindoe